The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.

Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!

by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023

noodle duck

a duck that eats noodles
Noodles are a staple food in many cultures made from unleavened dough which is stretched, extruded, or rolled flat and cut into one of a variety of shapes.

"look at that noodle duck!"
"im a noodle duck"

by TangyTangerine November 13, 2017

Doodles lil Noodle

smells like my grandmas asshole extremely bad acne annoying asf tries to get with every girl but gets turned down he has scrodum cheese}

I saw doodles lil Noodle today at school and oh my god he smells like straight dog shit the

by Jdjdndns April 24, 2019

noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 5, 2021

trouser noodle

Slang term for being a dick, commonly said in shops when customers are around.

"Don't be a trouser noodle."

by We_the_folks February 19, 2024

Noodles

A pig that sleds down a pile of cucumbers

Wow! Did you see Noodles flying over the mountain

by eugene 123 February 9, 2022

Noodle dick

A very thin dick.

Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.

by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018