fucker muncher

When a person has sex with a person wearing edible underwear.

Gwen: I tried to be a little kinky last night, so I bought these edible underwear and wore them. Who knew my man was a fucker muncher? Oh well!

by Da Ble3ps April 10, 2016

slug-muncher

Someone who has a tendency to place themselves in relationships where the male counterpart has a large thick member not dissimilar to the shape of a slug.

"That girl Sarah is such a slug-muncher, her boyfriend Kyle has a massive slug."

by Therealted August 10, 2016

Pelican muncher

Something that munches on Pelicans.

Omg, he's such a pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016

Train Munching

Name for a male that goes down on a famale after she's been trained, and has another guys "juices" inside her.

Damn dude! Why would you be train munching on the girl who just finished out a three some in the next room an hour ago?

(Yuck)

by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016

mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)

John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016

Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017