Michael Can't Draw

Michael Can't Draw is an American YouTube narcissist, he often clowns on other YouTubers for clout. Hes a pokemon card freak and owns mario kart curtains.

If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.

"Hey loin boi, wheres christan Ted??"
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"

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by Tay Animations January 20, 2020

michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

Michael

He is truly the best person you will ever meet. He is kind, smart, and caring. He listens to you when you have something to say( even whether or not its important.) They are super athletic and are the superior athletes. They will always make sure that you are super happy no matter what. They are truly the best boyfriends that you could ever ask for. I hope you have the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! I luv u so much Michael!

Michael is the best boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for!

by Mellyyyyyyyy September 16, 2020

michaelxf

The most epic gamer to ever live

"Damnnn that guy is michealxf"
michaelxf means the most epic gamer to ever live

by free. September 16, 2020

Michi UwU

Michi UwU is a rat who knows how to use a computer and is also a gamer.

Michi UwU is on youtube at MichiIsARat.

by 1uke_ October 25, 2020

Michigan Muzzle Loader

When your giving it good to the ol' lady and throw in a big pinch of Grizzly wintergreen long cut for a few minutes, then you take it out and put it on her backdoor and shove it in with your penis.

My man gave me a Michigan muzzle loader last night and my butt is still a burning.

by Gnar Pete October 5, 2020