Luke

Fucking annoying

Me: Oh no, here comes Luke! Get out of the way! He’s rolling down the hall!

by YeBoiTodd April 24, 2018

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You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey

Damn that crazy Luke, never give him a microwave or you are gonna get killed

by Shlukey November 17, 2018

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If you meet a Luke, run. They will say there your friends, and ditch you for someone else. They put themselves over all of their “friends” and think that they’re better than everyone else. There just a bitchy person and probably are homophobic. Stay away from a Luke

I hate Luke so much, I really wish I wasn’t ever friends with him

by pseudomatics November 23, 2018

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If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.

Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .

by Akksmdmdkdkjejajskdmjcjckskaks November 30, 2018

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