luke

deshevelled chubby lost boy

' hey do you know the new kid'
'the deshevelled chubby lost boy?'
'yeah he's called luke i think'

by h45jk43h5 March 14, 2019

Luke

He is a Dyck who loves girls. He loves coffee and his motto is, "5000 girls on the wall, 5000 girls, knock one down and spin around 4999 girls on my wall." That man has so many girlfriends!

Liam: {Hey, isn't that your girlfriend?}

Keenyn: {Nope, Luke stole her!}

by HateroftheWorld May 22, 2019

luke sloan

(verb.)

When some rude ass kid invites him/herself over to your house and there is nothing you can do about it.

Bro my neighbor just pulled a luke sloan.

by hahanottellingumyname May 25, 2019

Luke

Easy to love. Always there for you, and makes you feel special.

Me: I love you!!!!!
Luke: of course you do

by I DONT CARE👍👍 May 26, 2019

luke

A shitty joke told to all Lukes

-dumb fuck
Hey luke i am your father
-Luke

fuck off and fuck you

by Sugmart__ May 27, 2019

Luke Alexander Taylor

A really handsome sexy boy who is very smart and athletic and he gets all the ladies.

All the girls want to have sex with Luke Alexander Taylor because he is so hot.

by Matthew Leonard May 29, 2019

Luke

Big homo

You’re so Luke

by BigManIsMe May 31, 2019