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moth logging

The act of crushing moths into a paste and using it for an enema.
Thomas is moth logging because he has eaten too many tupperware boxes. Thomas's moth logging addiction is consuming his life. His children are scared for life and will never be the same.
by Aedion232323 March 15, 2024
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Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement
Bout to make fungus on a log!
by Anon112221 January 20, 2021
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U-Log

Living Bratz doll that cakes on makeup to make self esteem higher while simultaneously failing at life
That U-Log is a such an idiot!
by horsecock123 December 1, 2009
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Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.
Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!
by unknown1993 January 11, 2008
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Dog Log

Dog on a log who's a hog with a log dog.
Sam: Hey!
Harold: Hi
Sam: Dog?
Harold: Log!
Both: Dog Log!
by souljaboy93 December 6, 2020
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Log Voyage

when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.
Coby's Log Voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his rectum.
by yoimba July 4, 2017
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Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.
The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.
by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022
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