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get a life

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.
Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.
by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010
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Nozzle of Life

"Hey, ever gotten a titty twister?" "Oh Hell no, that's my nozzle of life!"
by 99999ace April 30, 2011
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Life CV

Curriculum Vitae comes from the Latin roughly translating to "course of life".

A "Life CV" attains less to professional achievements and more to personal ones as a record of the momentous occasions in one's life.

It could relate to conquering fears, taking risks, performing incredible feats. All ultimately relating to improving oneself and building character.
Bob: I've always had a fear of heights so I've booked myself a sky-dive to conquer it.
Bill: Awesome, that'll be a good one to put on the Life CV.
by Gerard McKenzie September 8, 2010
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Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.
Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.
by MasterFox November 18, 2010
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Flash Life

The flash you get on the screen when someone turns off the console without you saving your process.
OMG, I seen my flash life before my eyes.
by Eybate January 17, 2008
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cube life

It means that life working a 9-5 job in an office cubicle, hence the term "cube" derived from cubicle.
A: Dude, my back hurts from sitting all day at work.

D: Yeah, that cube life.

Some Millennial: I'm not with that cube life. / I ain't about that cube life.

Senior undergrad: I'm not ready for that cube life yet. I want to travel and see the world.

A veteran (senior office worker) in that cube life: The cube life can be soul-crushing and soon you will just be zombies tip tapping on your keyboard.
by nomnombeast December 13, 2014
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ugg life

An avid wearer of ugg shoes

One who wears uggs on a daily basis
What you know about that ugg life?
If you have a closet full of uggs.....you live the ugg life!
by scoob408 January 9, 2015
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