He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
Get the Kai Matthewsmug. Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.
Vanessa: "OMG is that Theo Kay?!"
Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"
Sophie: "He's mine, back off "
Theo: "There's enough of me for all of you"
by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022
Get the Theo Kaymug. Kai is a substitutive word for “Aura”. It means the same thing as Aura, that being it’s distinctive nature that can be seen and felt. It came from the famous streamer “Kai Cenat”.
by sue do nymn. japan anime March 3, 2025
Get the kaimug. An EXO member (kpop group). He can wreck your bias list at any moment possible within the blink of an eye.
"did you see the new EXO concept photosets? Kai looked so good, he's definitely on my bias list now."
by extra plus ordinary June 6, 2017
Get the kaimug. Kai is a name that people change their name to because they think they're so quirky. Or they are naturally born with it, if thats the case, no pressure dude.
Girl: I'm tired of my name, why not change it to Kai?
Boy: Look at her, changing her preferred name to a basic one. Atleast pick something cooler.
Boy: Look at her, changing her preferred name to a basic one. Atleast pick something cooler.
by God is number one February 12, 2022
Get the Kaimug. “OMG Have you seen Kai Kirby.Hes so good at burning fires on a forest.Also I love the white robe him and his childeren wear.
by George WillyHead October 29, 2018
Get the Kai Kirbymug. Best person you're ever going to meet. Kai is amazing, inside and out.
Kais are absolutely stunning, have outstanding personalities and are good at basically everything. They notice the little things and never forget important things.
They never ever judge you or your interests or any part of you. They love you for who you are and they make sure you know you can trust them.
Kais are the best kissers and huggers and know how to do everything just right. Being in a Kais arms is the safest place you'll ever be.
Kais are amazing. Never lose one if you're lucky enough to have one in your life.
Kais are absolutely stunning, have outstanding personalities and are good at basically everything. They notice the little things and never forget important things.
They never ever judge you or your interests or any part of you. They love you for who you are and they make sure you know you can trust them.
Kais are the best kissers and huggers and know how to do everything just right. Being in a Kais arms is the safest place you'll ever be.
Kais are amazing. Never lose one if you're lucky enough to have one in your life.
by Chicken crackers November 21, 2021
Get the Kaimug.