Jumped

Being completely destroyed by a group of people out of the blue.

"Yesterday I saw this guy get jumped by ten people after they came from every direction possible."

by itamicize April 2, 2022

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"Private, you ain't shuckin' and jivin' back on the f****** block! When I call your name, you better jump through your mother f****** ass and sound off!"

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away ASAP, before Sergeant Cruz sees it."

"There's a firing exercise tomorrow... Chief wants us to jump through our asses and get this M198 repaired before daybreak!"

"They screw everything up at battalion and then we're the ones who have to jump through our asses at the last minute to fix it!"

by Fuzzbean January 29, 2024

Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE November 30, 2016

Jump boom

Being inconsiderate and uncommitted to a relationship w/ a girl and doing the posterized pose in basketball while you’re at it

Why are you jump booming me?!?

by Minionluvrr3000 March 24, 2023

Jump

To ejaculate

I just jumped in my pants. Did you see that kid jump in the pool?

by Berdnerglar October 20, 2018

New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.

I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.

by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024

Jump Jam

A program in New Zealand schools in which children dance along to music together as a group as a sort of exercise routine. Usually done in the mornings.

Random person: I just stumbled across an old jump jam song, man it takes me back

by Salty_Bitch April 10, 2020