Jeffrey Elalouf

A gold winner at the homosexual olympics for rape.

Guy 1: Yo Jeffrey Elalouf
*No Reply*
Guy 2: Don't bother he can't hear you with all those cocks in his ears

by Hulk2345 October 16, 2011

Jeffcock

Jeffcock, often refered as Cockle. Usually bad dancing, westlife loving, heavy drinking man! Loves driving and sometimes does it as a living! Dances with two left feet and can't stay away from the dance floor! The Mrs usually refered as 'Mrs Cockle.' He loves a pint down the local and one pint and he's pissed!!

Person 1: Woaah, he has some real bad dance moves?!
Person 2: Yeah hes a Jeffcock, Cockle!

by Annoymus00000000001 October 27, 2011

Jeffed

To receive a number of sucker punches, punches to the head, head butted, etc.
Also could be defined as being beat or hit with a weapon such as a night stick or anything blunt.

"Damn, he just got jeffed."
"He must've gotten jeffed."

by Who_Cares_Honestly March 3, 2015

Jeffrey

A hard nigga you don’t want to mess with he will fuck you up don’t mess with him

Damn is that Jeffrey beating that guys ass again

by Jeffdaddy March 10, 2021

jeffing

Verb - when someone says they will show up to an event, then does not.

Jeff is jeffing on my birthday party.

by MissLG November 20, 2011

Jeffy Jeffy

Hates green beans.Smacks his diaper.Has a fish called pee pee suck 2
Has a hamster called pee pee suck.And a dog called poopy butt his daddy is the Easter bunny

I hate green beans daddy

-Jeffy Jeffy

by jghjggi December 21, 2018

jefficiency

A jankety version of efficiency where a person thinks that the way they do things is efficient, but in truth, is actually ineffective to a point of incompetency.

Their jefficiency is slowing us down. I can't believe they actually do it that way. It's like saving an email to your desktop for future use that has a link in it. Then opening the email, clicking the link, and closing the email every time you need it rather than just creating a shortcut.

by carasone November 15, 2015