Jake paul

Cancer

Jake Paul is cancerous human being

by RedkarJr July 12, 2021

jake artzer

Although A part of jakes definition is that he has a 14 inch penis, Jake artzer is known for his small size and small penis as well. Breaking the record at .5 cm

You got a Jake artzer sized penis

by Benis peen July 25, 2016

Jake Paul

A horrible human being that let fame get to him in the worst of times.

Jake Paul- Hey Julia I'm going to loot a store like all the other protesters are doing to honor George Floyd.
Julia(His recent girlfriend)-I don't think you should do that. What if someone catches you on camera looting. People might unfollow you on social media because they will think you are a bad person.
Jake Paul- Oh shut up!!! Nothing bad will happen to me. I'm rich and famous. I'm pretty sure my followers will understand.
Julia-🤦

by pramelajadgar234 June 3, 2020

jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018