Smol Italian

A person of or accused of having Italian ethnicity that is also really smol

That Nate is such a smol Italian, look at that classical Italian ramen noodles

by Kuhl Penguin February 2, 2018

Italian Seizure

When a mime breaks down mid act

"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"

by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020

italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt

that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell

by Real facts 4 lyfe September 6, 2021

Italian Donut

When climaxing, pulling out and glazing your Italian partners butt hole / donut

In the heat of the moment Dave pulled out and gave Frank an Italian Donut

by BJSveno August 21, 2025

Italian

Assjob. You rub your penis between the crack of someone's ass.

She wasn't in the mood for anal last night so I settled for the Italian.

by King George 90210 April 22, 2024

italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025