shit just got real

the perfect time to pose as a team, often in a hard-boiled manner
especially prevalent when regarding fictional, 1940s-style detectives penned by Andrew Hussie.
PS, AD, PI: Pose as a team, cause shit just got real
by the weasel king of weasels April 12, 2013
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Just start a business

A conservative fallacy. Whenever a liberal or leftist mentions income inequality, poor working conditions or the many problems created by hierarchical systems: right-wingers, conservatives and 'libertarians' will inevitably resort to the 'just start a business' retort. The problems with this adage are A) it isn't possible for everyone to start a business, for a variety of reasons (e.g. most people do not possess the necessary startup capital). B) if everyone started their own business then there would be no workers available to work within each business, and C) most leftists are opposed to the concept of heirarchy in business, so starting their own business wouldn't solve the problem of heirarchy (if you're against the existence of bosses, becoming a boss does not solve the problem). The fallacy is common among pampered prep-boys who have never had to work a day in their lives.
Leftist: I hate the fact that people have to work 40 hours a week for 40 years just to earn their right to survive.
Conservative: Just start a business, then you won't have to do this.
Leftist: How does this solve the problem? I'll just be joining the ranks of those I despise.
Conservative: Yeah but you won't be a wage-slave anymore.
Leftist: Yes, but I don't just care about myself; I'm interested in the working conditions of all people.
Conservative: Lol w/e bosses work even harder bro.
Leftist: That proves my point, even bosses aren't exempt from the treadmill.
Conservative: You're just lazy lol, just start a business you lazy welfare sponge.
Leftist: How old are you?
Conservative: All Lives matter.
by Dial M for Money September 21, 2020
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I just wanna vote

I just wanna vote y'all. Tho plz do yur boi a favor and vote me in
I just wanna vote
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Just now is Azan time

Just now is Azan time
Just now is Azan time
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You just got krissed!

It’s when you see a kris Jenner video playing “lady marmelade song”
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ur flowers just died

sunflower vol.6 harry styles song
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card
thank me later <3
it says i need to fill this in but idk how to use it in a sentence ummm
the girl harry wrote this abt- her flowers died bc of harry :D
WHAT DOES IT MEAN "DEFINE THE WORD" I DID ALREADY

ok um in a sentence
"hey my flowers just died"
"oh thats nice to know"
I ALREADY DEFINED THIS DAMN THING
"ur flowers just died" meaning u just lost ur v-card
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Just as the founding fathers intended
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
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