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internetted

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.
A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.

B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.
by Gradstudent6 December 16, 2010
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intermate

when people who are familiar with each other on a digital level meet for the first (and probably last) time IRL for something innocent like "watching movies" but are just doing it for a one nite stand.
the difference is that you still communicate digitally before and after the one nite stand, but do not continue to see each other
i intermated with this chick i met on friendster this weekend
by liam December 10, 2003
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internet stalker

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.
I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!
by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006
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Internet Superhero

A person who boasts and make himself appear awesome over the internet by stating comments such as 'I'll beat your ass if I ever see you IRL' and being generally what they think can be described as 'bad-ass'. This is made possible by the privacy of the internet and where there is absolutely no chance of this person ever meeting the one he threatens.

Most of these people are actually socially awkward virgin males with no life.
- "honestly if you think this is cool you should just kill yourself. please. If i ever see this tattoo on a person, i will know it was you, because nobody but a fuckin fag like you would think it's cool. and i will beat the shit out of you."

inb4 internet superhero.
by Dimman March 2, 2010
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internet rules

Rules of the Internet is a list of protocols and conventions, originally written to serve as a guide for those who identified themselves with the Internet group Anonymous. The list serves as a summation of popular catchphrases and axioms commonly associated with 4chan. Since there are numerous drafts and editions in circulation, the rules fluctuate in number and the validity of each rule remains debatable. Despite this, several of the rules including Rule 34 and Rule 63 are agreed upon across internet communities.

The idea of making a set of rules, similar to Netiquette for 4chan users, was initially talked about on Anonymous-related IRC channels before an entry was submitted to Encyclopedia Dramatica sometime in late 2006 and archived on January 10th, 2007. The entry was highly debated on its discussion page as well as the site’s forums. At the time of the archival, there were 18 rules in the entry, despite it mentioning that 48 existed.
some internet rules"

1. Do not talk about /b/.
1.618. (Viewing this message requires 4Chan Gold)
phi. 4chan Gold is not coming, no exceptions.
2. You do NOT talk about /b/.
2.2. Remember 2nd place.
2.3. Damn it! I missed...
2.4. AGAIN?! WHAT THE FUCK!
2.5. If anyone asks about /b/ you don't know anything.
e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b.
e.2. To the power of negative X over lambda.
e.e. My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi.
3. We are Anonymous.
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105.... Expect us.
abc. omegle is epic and so is tumblr
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
6.241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210... Didn't expect them!
by The_one_and_only May 24, 2014
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internetese

Langage derived from the internet.
(Geek on chat etc talking in internetese)
Stfu lol, Frank is a noob. G2g, I need to play with my star trek toys. peace
by Squeaky B November 26, 2005
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Internet pissed

A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.

Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.

The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.
by Trooth January 18, 2008
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