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talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking
by Mike September 2, 2003
mugGet the talk to the handmug.

hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.
It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.
by bdams August 16, 2003
mugGet the hand grenademug.

Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.
by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005
mugGet the Slow Handsmug.

Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts
I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.
by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002
mugGet the Happy Handsmug.

hand wave

Hand wave = magical

When I was a kid, we'd wave our hands in a mysterious way and say abra kadabra and then poof, we'd achieve magical results. Well, we'd pretend but a hand wave means some kind of mysterious magical action that gives results not attainable by normal human means.
When you stayed up all night programming to get something difficult completed and someone asks, "How in the world did you do that?" To be falsely modest, you reply, "Oh I just did the old hand wave and poof, it appeared."
by Paw Possum May 12, 2016
mugGet the hand wavemug.

Hand Gammon

Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.
I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!
by miggHD July 11, 2018
mugGet the Hand Gammonmug.

fore hands

Fore arms that just turn into hands. there is no visible wrist to seperate the hand from the arm.
It doesn't even look like Tyler has wrists. Its like he has fore hands
by tyler dirden April 20, 2007
mugGet the fore handsmug.

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