a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
by cockbounce November 12, 2023
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Get the Goon Knight mug.The person you would see at school jumping the lunch que or trying to piss off teachers just for the fun of it. Just generally devoting their existence to piss people of.
"Have you seen Jack, he's such a goon"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
"Yh he was banging on the staffroom window at break today and running round the corner when the teachers came out"
by Mrgoon February 1, 2020
Get the Goon mug.The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥
Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌
Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥
Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”
Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''
by Sweetcario January 16, 2025
Get the Malmönian Flicker Gooning mug.Just like goon dodging but a tournament where you have to be in a oversized Sauna with 30 people and it’s a free for all and you have to wear pink spandex and a unicorn crop top and to eliminate someone you have to land a headshot and there is also fog machines so you can’t see the floor so you slip on cum.
by Leviticus the pecker wanker February 6, 2025
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used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way
used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way
by Yosupfam September 9, 2018
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