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Moon Gooning

When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"

Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
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jitter gooning

Tying a rope to your penis and attaching the rope to a door while opening/closing the door rapidly.
Last night I heard Jason jitter gooning in the bathroom
by BylrBr December 31, 2024
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Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.
I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.
by Bbl master February 23, 2024
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Goon

You’re such a goon😂
by ugoose June 12, 2022
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gooning

Edging to someone for prolonged periods of time
I’m gooning on ur grandma
by rcrftvububvyf February 15, 2024
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Goon mobile

The mobile that carries the ghost of the Gooner (Nautica malone)
(Dodge Challenger)
Wow! I just saw a Goon mobile drive by!!
Woozer!
by RIP Nautica February 12, 2025
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The act of flicker gooning while reciting the famous Japanese nursery rhyme "Linguan Guli Guli" and drinking stillwater (dos uno) while beating yo shit at 350-450 miles per hour (the speed of a world war 2 fighter plane). As a gooner achieves these speeds of flicker gooning they begin to strip their penits raw just as a fighter jet after being shot in battle. These speeds of masturbation propel the gooner backwards at extreme speeds. Once the gooner reaches climax their body will already be smashed into a nearby surface. Thus the gooner will achieve maximum pleasure through the release of chemicals in the brain achieved upon death. The Kamikaze gooner achieves full transmutation of the spirit and lives for ever with the souls of deceased world war 2 fighter pilots and other Kamikaze gooners.
Jason: "Yo I heard Brian got caught Japanese Kamikaze Flicker Gooning last night"
Gerard: "Yeah I heard they found his brain splattered against the wall"
by 69squilliamfancyson69 December 29, 2024
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