Drunk With Disorders

A play on the phrase as old as time “Friends With Benefits” except if the person is the exact opposite, I mean like, Polar Opposites.

David is such a Drunk With Disorders

by ClownJuice March 22, 2022

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

Wyoming Drunk

After consuming enough alcohol, in particular 2 Camo Ice 40s and half a bottle of Carstairs, entering a state where you are horny, violent, and crazy....

Allowing for feats of pure stupidity, few human beings have ever thought possible

Have you tried to light an aerosol can on fire in the middle of someone else's bathroom? Or been arrested for trying to go to Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning? Or covered an entire stairwell in vomit?

We just might want to recruit you to the elite of Wyoming Drunk!

by Ridiculism's Beast September 29, 2005

Drunk Monkee

A person who frequently gets drunk and causes trouble.

Jon was acting like a drunk monkee again, so I kicked his azz.

by unstable bob gable January 8, 2006

Boong-Drunk

The state of being as intoxicated as an indigenous Australian (boong, coon, abo, nigger) not long after cashing their fortnightly welfare cheque

Its Australia Day tomorrow, I wanna be boong-drunk by midday.

Hey Steve, look at that coon, he's boong-drunk and its only 10am, must be welfare day.

by reuby lou January 26, 2010

drunk by proxy

Acting drunk despite being sober due to the fact that your friends have been drinking, usually dancing/singing along to music that you dislike etc.

Comes with the unfortunate side effect of being able to remember the events the following morning.

Dude, why were you dancing last night, I thought you hated that music" "Yeah, normally I do, but I was drunk by proxy. I did some pretty embarrassing stuff

by Darkara42 June 2, 2010

Drunk Ass

When a girl is so drunk that she will only moon someone if she is near-blackout drunk.

Sarah was so drunk ass last night she actually mooned Steve.

by slangmang October 1, 2012