dog god

dogs are gods

thats a real cute dog god

by jfdj May 2, 2018

dog gra

tfw you do not know what ur cousin means in joke boat at the beach be like

Me:wow that was a funny joke

Cousin(1): we totaly nailed that one

cousin(2): oh shoot its my turn INSERT JOKE PICKUP HERE (punchline) dog gra... you know what i mean?

uncle:WhAt ThAt GoT vOtEs??!

Me:wow that was just wow

thank you for listening to my ted talk

by TheFurryOfTheFam October 16, 2020

dog mustard

the state pertaining to silly putty after it has become a uniform shade of grey

man, this silly putty used to be glow-in-the-dark-green, but now it's total dog mustard. im gonna go drown my sorrows in strawberry soda and cheap cocaine.

by DOG MUSTARD August 26, 2003

fuckin' the dog

riding the clock at work, not doing anything but still getting paid.

we've been fuckin' the dog all day today at work.

by Dwhodat October 15, 2013

Dog Problems

An awesome record by The Format

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.

by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010

pack a dog

The act of chewing tobacco like a fucking boss

Friend 1: Yo you want some chew?

Friend 2: Yea bro I've been waiting all day to pack a dog

by joonpoo October 21, 2010

EAGLE DOG

To bang a girl in the ass while yelling ruff-caw ruff-caw
To go to a national park and eagle watch while fucking a one legged whore in the wilderness
To lay a ho on the bed with her legs spread and climb on top of a bookcase or shelf and proceed to jump while yelling ruff caw head first into a big fat pussy

damn steve eagledogged that bitch last night.....

i heard steve hurt his neck trying to eagle dog that ho

by jarrett cutter January 9, 2008