gum disease

a queer clown punk band based in the UK consisting of three members, Avery, Phoebe and Magnus.

"Dude, i love gum disease so much!"
"You mean the band, right?"

by fruit bastard April 16, 2023

venefake disease

A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.

Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018

soundcloud disease

idk but i heard it kills people by listening to bad music

boy get out with yo SoundCloud diseased phone

by gen J September 12, 2023

Lariat's Disease

The fact of getting to a certain point and not progressing for a very long time

Person 1: Hey, man, I got that sweet blue belt!
Person 2: nice! When's the next step
1: I dunno, soon-ish
Person 3: You have contracted Lariat's disease

by LPU1 November 9, 2019

Mare's Disease

When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.

Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.

by Noreceipt July 15, 2016

Wild Cow Disease

A variation of mad cow disease that causes people and animals to act crazy as shit.

The cow that hauled ass through the fence had wild cow disease.

by Daren McCreery March 10, 2008

Mad dog disease

Being an absolute mad dog. Some may be referred to as a mad cunt or sick cunt.

Fuck! He's been struck by the mad dog disease, what a mad dog!

by Mad dog hut September 24, 2017