by The Teacher(; December 16, 2009
by DiscoSasquatch1 October 15, 2020
The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 01, 2011
That moment after you jump in the pool but before your genitals get adjusted to the cold water. Also for sitting down in a very hot tub.
1 - As Jimmy jumped in the pool, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahhh my krundle!"
2 - As Jimmy sat down quickly in the hot tub, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahh my krundle!"
2 - As Jimmy sat down quickly in the hot tub, a thermal crotch transition occurred, and he yelled, "Ahh my krundle!"
by Mayo Therak Rotch May 09, 2011
Another way of saying pubic lice, or "crabs".
However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
However the phrase is typically used to describe a promiscuous person that is highly likely to contract a Sexually Transmitted Disease.
by TheSaint1984 June 24, 2011
The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 15, 2023
by borderlined September 11, 2020