Captain hard cock

a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team
Yo captain hard cock pass the soap, and dont point that thing in my direction
by Snookerface April 23, 2009
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Captain Kirk

Work. One's place of employment.
"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"
by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008
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Captain Crazy Pantsed

To have one's Quality Score reduced to the point that an Adwords campaign is no longer profitable. In reference to a infamous episode of a drunken Google Adwords Software Engineer who shows little social restraint.
I was killing it on Acai Berry offers, but then my quality score got Captain Crazy Pantsed, and I'm losing money now.
by Captain Crazy March 11, 2010
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captain jack sparrow

A shot containing 1/3 captain Morgan 1/3 jack Daniels 1/3 parrot bay
Pour me a captain jack sparrow bartender
by Deepinyadave March 14, 2015
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Captain Ka-Buttholes

1.Captain of the famous ship "The S.S. Buttflap"
2.Someone ka-awesome.
"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"
by deadgirlxsinful December 21, 2009
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Captain Fuck Yes

A Chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows.
Damn man, this whole week sucked ass. What's the point in even going on? *SIGH* ...Whoa, wait!! Who's that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? He has burritos and smokie-treats.... It's Captain Fuck Yes!!
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tug boat captain

Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.
by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 15, 2009
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