a kid on a sports team who gets a boner in the shower, usually asian and crazy, from then on is reffered to as a captain of the team
by Snookerface April 23, 2009
by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008
To have one's Quality Score reduced to the point that an Adwords campaign is no longer profitable. In reference to a infamous episode of a drunken Google Adwords Software Engineer who shows little social restraint.
I was killing it on Acai Berry offers, but then my quality score got Captain Crazy Pantsed, and I'm losing money now.
by Captain Crazy March 11, 2010
by Deepinyadave March 14, 2015
"Who's that dude standing on the top of that statue?"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"
"Oh that's Captain Ka-Buttholes... He's searching for land"
by deadgirlxsinful December 21, 2009
A Chicago-area superhero who is powerless save for his unflappable motivation to secure solace and mirth for those he knows.
Damn man, this whole week sucked ass. What's the point in even going on? *SIGH* ...Whoa, wait!! Who's that caped guy with the huge exclamation point on his chest?? He has burritos and smokie-treats.... It's Captain Fuck Yes!!
by oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 04, 2009
Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 15, 2009