Skip to main content

chemical burn

An insult so spectacular it transcends the realm of what would generally be classified as a burn and cuts deeper and more effectively into the self esteem of its object. The exclamation of "chemical burn!" is usually offered by a third party following a particularly vicious or clever dis, characterizing it as such. Chemical burns produce the metaphorical equivalent of extensive tissue damage.
IMHO, the dopest chemical burn in the movie The Love Guru is when Guru Pitka goes: "I like your hat. I used to have a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"
by clarkharveyhour February 26, 2011
mugGet the chemical burnmug.

Stink burn

A fart so bad it leaves a burn mark in your underwear.
"While at church last sunday, i dropped a bomb and got stink burn. To top it off, i had to sit in my own pew."
by KingCone January 17, 2009
mugGet the Stink burnmug.

fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.
I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.
by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011
mugGet the fair burnmug.

Burning times

A genocide that went on for several centuries where thousands of wiccans and other witches were burned at the stake by christians. We will never forget.
by Deep blue 2012 September 19, 2009
mugGet the Burning timesmug.

Burning Clam

When you drench you partner's pubes in gasoline and light them on fire whilst fucking. Not to be confused with the burning man.
by Mr. Milkman Jones July 2, 2016
mugGet the Burning Clammug.

Fur Burn

The stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl's hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.
Friend 1) "Yo Rick why you walking funny?"

Friend 2) "Me and Kim fucked so hard her Hair Nest she gave my Johnson a fur burn. Girl's gotta trim that beaver!
by Dooty77 July 7, 2018
mugGet the Fur Burnmug.

burn a unit

The artful process of either rolling a fat blunt and smoking it, or packing a thick bowl and smoking it. Unit refers to a unit of measurement, whether it be the "bowl" unit or the"blunt" unit. Burning a unit is distinct from regular smoking of marijuana, however, in that it is done with an elegance that can only be achieved through years of training and developing a reliable method, thus becoming a master of the art.
I sure would like to burn a unit, but I have to write the outline for this speech. Damn I hate college...
by Thick_propheT November 21, 2009
mugGet the burn a unitmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email