stir-bat crazy

A portmanteau, crazy word describing a middle state between stir crazy (distraught from confinement) and bat-sh*t crazy (complete state of insanity). This is most commonly used past the hours of midnight. The term was coined in the 2020 pandemic.
This is the superior term over any of the aforementioned expressions.

It is gremlin hours and I am going stir-bat crazy.

I'm so stir-bat crazy that I'm not making any sense.
I'm going stir-bat crazy after all this zoom work!

by Sweet suite 349 November 25, 2020

Batting clean up

Last guy to go massage parlor right before they close at the end of the night and likes to chow box.

I work with this guy that likes to batting clean up. He shows up late to work a couple mornings every week with a big grin on his face. He must’ve batted clean up last night.

by Kitty 2 November 22, 2025

the dark bat

The best thing ever to be ever made.

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.

by puffpufflp December 14, 2021

Lassie Bat

A trans persons (male to female) penis. Typically English (york, ashington,Birmingham, manchester etc)

After a few pints she grabbed my hand and guided me to ber lassie bat.

by Abubaca May 14, 2024