I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:
Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
by a meme definition October 9, 2023
Get the I will hit you with a metal polemug. by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024
Get the I love you nigga dog monkeymug. Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.
Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
Her: I love you too,
Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !
by Graywolf655 December 9, 2022
Get the I love you playmug. by Channy022411 January 17, 2022
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Standing in the street with your tits out
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You
Standing in the street with your tits out
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You
by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
Get the Bonnie I Want Youmug. Definition of I love you as a person that loves you in some kind of way that day in love with you and they were married you and take care of you for the rest of their life
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Get the I love youmug.