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The Canadian Knuckle Buster

This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.
Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
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Canadian fire sex

After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.
Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.
by Sirbadbrad April 17, 2020
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Canadian lawn mower

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.
by bzmummy May 11, 2016
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canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.
I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper
by D Haz March 19, 2017
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Canadian Love Letter

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.
justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.
by harveymushman September 21, 2014
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Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011
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Canadian tye-dye

When you spill maple syrup and it stains your jeans, denim jacket, or canadian tuxedo.
I had a sloppy breakfast. Now i'm rocking a canadian tye-dye all day. Unbelievable!
by Ronald Inho January 10, 2009
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