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your mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in
by snitcher.y January 21, 2022
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Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.
Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.
by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022
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Your Mom

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback
Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;
by Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof January 22, 2022
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your mom

someone that a very handsome man named Andy has sex with whenever your mom isn't home
Andy: I did your mom when she wasn't home last night
by OrdinaryAndog May 15, 2022
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YOUR MOM IS A MILF AND I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT UNLESS SHE IS DEAD THEN I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN HER GRAVE
your mom
by Im better then you May 16, 2022
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A hoe, a stripper, single, me doing her.
Your Mom was getting my 18 inch PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by The Generic One May 19, 2022
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Old 21st century joke commonly used when you run out of comebacks in an argument.
"your mom"
"your mom jokes are so old, almost as old as your mom"
by genericusername3 May 20, 2022
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