Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021

wing han

he is super swag and cool and funny xD

you are such a wing han xD

by GIGITAN❤️💗💖 March 23, 2021

Wingbae

Someone who is there for you always, particularly in a sporty context, for example as a # 2 or #5 on the soccer field for lay-offs or even sometimes offensively as a #7 or #11. They always have your back on and off the field and you feel like they are basically a blood relative. A brother from another mother. A sister from another mister. Someone who you can be your authentic self around with zero effort and someone who will catch you when you fall in every single way.

I was feeling pretty low but after literally one conversation with wingbae, my sunny disposition returned.

by Striker Bae March 28, 2021

Wing Dang Do'er

A uncommon phrase used to define someone's incredible ability to twist their dick in a woman's vagina like a helicopter

Timster: Bro, did you hear Jacob Wing Dang Do'er'd his girlfriend???

Todd: Stfu Tim

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

Wingding

This is a smashing good-time party. A naughty extravagant party with all the bells and whistles. Something the well-established privileged set has at even the slightest drop of a hat.

"Dahling, you know what time it is...(pops open umbrella) we're going to have a wingding; a very special wingding!

by jR1111 July 4, 2021

Wing man

He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.

Go bathe wing man

by TheDaintTaint August 3, 2021

Wing Long

Someone with a massive schlong and would destroy max's sister

Massive schlong must be Wing Long!

by ===========8 August 21, 2021