Touch my woomy

Stems from suck my woomy. Tmw when abbreviated.

Only the best of ships use this against each other.

“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”

by AshlieKetchum June 10, 2018

Sipho's touch

The opposite of a Midas touch, where everything he touches turns to shit, rather than gold.

Have you ever noticed that John seems to have Sipho's touch?

by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023

touch purses

To quote "bump bussys with someone" or "slap them bootay cheeks"

*slaps ass*
"Not in public, we can touch purses later"

by Urmomisshrexy November 14, 2021

touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.

What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??

by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 25, 2017

Gay Touch

Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.

Person 1: Gay Touch!

Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!

by LizardLuness April 29, 2022

im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025