guy on top

A male so physically small that if he were on bottom he would be crushed by his bottom. Otherwise he would be crushed by his partner.

He's a twig! He must be a guy on top

by raebeinkebeinkerae November 29, 2017

Top Grafter

Tayler is a top grafter,

Working 2 jobs

On his grind

Getting that paper

Big man TC is a top grafter

by Kezzabelle May 9, 2018

top door

Oral sex

James got in Sophies top door

by Melonsister March 8, 2017

Balls on top

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.

Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

by Austin's Goddess 💋 February 8, 2018

Top notch

Perfect quality, without blemish or fault.

Have you seen Terry's new benz?
Oh my it's top notch.

by Em_ dtruth January 17, 2020

Top Fan

Being a top fan is nothing special. Since it can be obtainable by simply existing in a group and use Facebook as if you have nothing else to do. They often refer themselves as memelords. But really they are normies tagging their friends and suckling their own inflated ego.

Joe: wow, I became a Top Fan of Mike Hunts Waffles. Let's see the other Top Fans.

*Sees the other comments and promptly throws up*

by JunoPrime April 12, 2020

Platonic Top

That one friend that's always on top of everything, he always has plans prepared, always ready to go out, always the social one, typically more extroverted than you.

"Ask Richard for tonight's plans, the dudes the platonic top of this friendship, I let him handle everything."

by Azeban September 12, 2020