A Nathan

A Nathan is a hypocritical Christian guy, who pretends to be holier than thou, super judgmental, and thinks he’s Gods gift to the green earth. He may even venture to assume he is perfect and has no flaws, but in reality is the scum of the earth, emotionally manipulates women, has no self awareness and is a scared anxious child.

I went on a date with a Nathan the other day, he literally told me, “now I know it’s hard not to, but I don’t want you to think I’m perfect or anything.”

by bk251996 June 12, 2023

Nathan

Nathan is a blonde man that always plays fortnite.His penis is uncircumcised and his penis is less than 3 inches.He thinks he is cool because he has a 12 year old girl friend but he is 15.He likes Mario and dick rides his only two friends.

Man that kid Nathan is a faggot.

by Fuck me hardest October 23, 2019

Nathan

A white guy, typically used by hip hop and rap communities to describe someone who has no idea what they're talking about, although it can definitely still be used without talking about rap. In rap, it's usually used to describe someone who's barely discovered the genre. Someone who listens to NF, Hopsin, Token, Eminem, Tech N9ne or Tom MacDonald. They usually like to back up their opinions by referencing 50 Cent or something even though it does nothing to prove them right.

Person 1: Man that Token video about J. Cole was 🔥🔥🔥
Person 2: For sure my Nathan

by AmongDrip June 10, 2021

Nathan

Someone with an extremely small penis.

Hey you know Nathan he has a hamster penis.

by ???213 November 26, 2019

nathan gunyan

Nathan is so sway that he doesn't even exist. When he stops creasing then he might be cool, but he never stops so all the girls wish they could crease too.

U wish u were a Nathan gunyan

by Poopface657 April 11, 2018

Nathan

I myself am a Nathan, bruh I thought all of this would be calling us f-boys. Literally everyone is saying we are the best people ever mixed with a godly pussy pounder. To anyone out there who isn't a Nathan, imagine.

BTW im kidding I just saw all of the nice Nathan stuff and wanted to make fun of it kinda.

by IDK_so_i_guess_this August 18, 2022

nathan levin

He is the greatest person alive, if you know him you should be proud! he is so cool, and you will like him. he can be shy, but the come at you like a stampede! he is just great.

Do you know a Nathan Levin? ya, he is so nice
my Nathan Levn is so cool.

by Legend 178988 February 13, 2018