jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal March 10, 2010

jew in a jeep

A state of shock

"Jew in a jeep that scared me"
"Jew in a jeep that's a nice arse"

by porterjay November 24, 2014

jew striders

A men's open-toe sandal shoe that resembles those from Biblical times.

Dude, did you see Schlomo tripping over his new jew striders? He's such a dork.

by MikeyBee2277 March 28, 2011

Over-jewing it

When a person is constantly bringing up their Jewish heritage in casual conversation.

"Yeah, I know he is from Israel, but he doesn't have to tell me about it every 15 seconds. I think he is over-jewing it.

by Jimmy Corkboard May 1, 2018

nic jew

the person who is very stingy with their nicotine

Damn Nico stop being such a nic jew

by LH Gang April 17, 2019

Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."

Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews

"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017