jew in a jeep

A state of shock

"Jew in a jeep that scared me"
"Jew in a jeep that's a nice arse"

by porterjay November 24, 2014

Over-jewing it

When a person is constantly bringing up their Jewish heritage in casual conversation.

"Yeah, I know he is from Israel, but he doesn't have to tell me about it every 15 seconds. I think he is over-jewing it.

by Jimmy Corkboard May 1, 2018

felix the jew

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head

wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!

by nan muncher May 14, 2015

Black Jew

A Jew who’s race was determined to be black at birth.

Black Jews do exist.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews

"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017

Jew Strike

A bowling reference for a frame in which a gutter ball is thrown first and the bowler proceeds to pick up the spare.

Did you see the way Gary picked up all 10 pins for that spare?! Classic Jew Strike!

by GiveMeBowlingOrGiveMeDeath March 9, 2017

jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal March 10, 2010