A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
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The Venrick Theory

The theory that you can fix an instrument even though you have no tools and no experience what so ever. Never successful. But you tried man
Saxophone: He thinks he can fix it but he truly can't we call it the Venrick Theory.

Saxophone Senior: Never let him touch your instrument for any reason what so ever

saxophone Freshman: Don't even let him look at it.
by TheGermanSaxophone November 20, 2017
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Coronaspiracy theory

bIlL gAtEs VaCcInE

tHe GrEaT rEsEt

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sHeEpLe

mAsKs ReStRiCt My BrEaThInG

mAsKs TaKe AwAy My Freedom!

mAiNsTrEaM mEdIa

gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts

eViL gOvErNmEnT
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gauge theory

In physics, a gauge theory describes the dynamics of a system by introducing more variables than are actually necessary to describe the system. For a gauge theory, there’s no “right number” of variables, so you’re stuck either being too vague or a bit redundant… Or you’re stuck with a non-local theory, which shivers my timbers.
“Why do Eminem and Sean Combs have like 5 different stage names each?”

“Yo, that’s because MCs operate in a non-Abelian gauge theory!”

“Seriously?”

“For sure. That’s why you don’t want to cross them. They always remember.”
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The nutella theory

colorism, when nutella was compared to WHITE chapstick mr. cheese got BIG mad!!!
"ew ximena get tf out my face! -jaden ( the nutella theory ) "
by bigahhcheese May 14, 2025
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deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash
vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’
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Mental theory

An easier way to say Theory of mind.
In psychology, mental theory refers to the capacity to understand other people by ascribing mental states to them. This includes the knowledge that others' mental states may be different from one's own states and include beliefs, desires, intentions, emotions, and thoughts. Possessing a functional theory of mind is considered crucial for success in everyday human social interactions. People use such a theory when analyzing, judging, and inferring others' behaviors. The discovery and development of mental theory primarily came from studies done with animals and infants. Factors including drug and alcohol consumption, language development, cognitive delays, age, and culture can affect a person's capacity to display theory of mind.
Dude has no mental theory, he really thinks I don't know this.
by Dr.Crow February 13, 2023
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