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The 666 Theory

The 666 Theory dates back to 2005. It started on 17/6/2005 by someone who said that 666 is the time of death so yeah thats it
by pseoming The 3rd. January 28, 2023
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Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
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Mental theory

An easier way to say Theory of mind.
In psychology, mental theory refers to the capacity to understand other people by ascribing mental states to them. This includes the knowledge that others' mental states may be different from one's own states and include beliefs, desires, intentions, emotions, and thoughts. Possessing a functional theory of mind is considered crucial for success in everyday human social interactions. People use such a theory when analyzing, judging, and inferring others' behaviors. The discovery and development of mental theory primarily came from studies done with animals and infants. Factors including drug and alcohol consumption, language development, cognitive delays, age, and culture can affect a person's capacity to display theory of mind.
Dude has no mental theory, he really thinks I don't know this.
by Dr.Crow February 13, 2023
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Collision Theory

The speed at which the particles dance on the dance floor and how many successful dance partners you can get in period of time
Sasha: How successful was your collision theory tonight?

Bob; Good! I aligned like a boss
by Ooefs February 20, 2023
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red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed
by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023
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Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.
Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother
by Nicheis October 16, 2023
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Peter theory

When one has both a MILF and a DILF but looks more like a Bob(the most ordinary person ever). The genes did not carry over to the child.
Person 1: “bro his parents are hot as hell
Person 2: “yea he looks nothing like them tho, he looks normal”
Person 1: “yea that’s just peter theory”
by Lilwilly. October 23, 2023
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