rusty pancake

The act of taking a pan fried pancake and rubbing it in your partners butthole to soak up any juices. Takes the place of syrup. DO NOT USE SYRUP. Proceed to eat pancake.

This rusty pancake tastes a little funny today, what have you been eating lately?

by SlippyJunk January 17, 2018

rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.

Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.

by PJBJ January 24, 2017

Rusty Skiff

When one leaves their boner out exposed to the elements for too long causing corrosion of the penis.

Josh: Hey, Ryan your boner has been out for a while now.

Ryan: So?

Josh: well you better unload soon or you might get a rusty skiff.

by Poopstain2000 October 23, 2012

rusty weapon

Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.

"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."

"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."

by Jell0saq January 28, 2013

rusty sunglasses

When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.

Dude, I totally gave this girl rusty sunglasses last night, she looked like David hasselhoff!

by captain corpse November 11, 2012

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 29, 2012

rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick

Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

by SunDiablo September 6, 2013