Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.

I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”

by Teddilinn November 9, 2019

alabama clam basket

A bunch of foul smelling redneck lesbians in an orgy

Dude, did you see the hags in that alabama clam basket over there?

by WhiskeyShits October 19, 2015

Charleston Clam Bake

The instance in which 3-6 obese women bask in a hot tub naked. Any larger group is considered a Louisville Lobster Boil.

The vacation was going great until I walked in on a Charleston Clam Bake. Shit was awful.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

clam the fuck down

Foreplay done on a woman before the fucking goes down

Man you gotta Clam the Fuck Down to get her really in the mood

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN October 1, 2022

Kentucky Clam Slapper

The act of slapping one's nuts against another person's forehead while they are unaware of the attack, and then yelling "Oh my GOD! Why are you cracking me in the nuts with your head you ass clown!?!?"

Sam saw Matthew napping on the couch and stealthily approached with his balls dangling free style. He quietly poised himself over his friend and rammed his nuts into his buddy's head screaming "What the FUCK you nut job? Why are you slamming your head into my ball sack?" His friend yelps out "What the fuck is wrong with you, limp dick? You're the one giving me the Kentucky Clam Slapper!"

by Mamamia121 March 18, 2010

the boston clam chowder

Eating boston clam chowder out of a womans pussy when she is on her rag.

Eat all your boston clam chowder little jimmy.

The boston clam chowder

by like a little blowjob April 5, 2008

quivering clam of love

Poetic name for the vagina.

I stuck my schlong deep inside her quivering clam of love!

by Teratogen June 12, 2011