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California

Used to be one of the most prosperous states. Now, it is open season for criminals and drugged hobos.
Welcome to California! Now, I'll run away, so somebody doesn't stab me with a needle full of the plague.
by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022
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The California Surprise

When one surprises another with their cut off testicles and hides them in ones possessions
Yeah I have Jessica the California surprise now I have a restraining order against me
by WindyAmericans March 13, 2021
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California

I feel suicidal because I live in California
by javkscript October 1, 2021
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California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.
Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.
by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018
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California stirfry

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman
Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?
by ChinkBob August 22, 2019
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California Roller Dog

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.
Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.
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California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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