That's what she said

One of the best jokes on earth.

"Johnny, let me hold your wood for a second."
"That's what she said!"

"You drilled this in pretty deep, Johnny."
"That's what she said! Hahaha!"

"Stop!! Seriously. How old are you?"
"That's what she said."

by Iaretehpwnz1997 June 19, 2009

That's Crazy

When something is shocking or are surprised at something someone said and you react and say "That's Crazy!"

John someone hit a stain on my house man That's Crazy !

by Girbaud Tx May 30, 2015

That's a Chop

used when someone says a statement that makes no sence or is extremly stupid or most likely obvious

kwame said that's a chop when jeremy said today was monday when it was thursday

by XxMagnific3ntxX June 5, 2007

that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.

Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.

by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 24, 2008

That's Dick

an exclamation when one finds something stupid or unfair.

Guy 1: "Man, I can't watch the season premiere of 24 because I have to go to a gay chorus concert."

Guy 2: "That's dick!"

by H2Hat June 26, 2006

That's nice

A sarcastic sentence meant to patronise and mock someone and show that you don't give a fuck.

Them- You're a bitch
You-That's nice

by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015

Now that's what i'm talking about

"Now that's what I'm talking about'!

'A catch phrase' commonly used to express 'enthusiastic support' for a particular 'subject/or subject matter'.

(With more of an emphasis placed on the word 'that's')
*acronym/abbreviated form: NTWITA or TWITA 'That's What I'm Talking About'.

Example:-

A guy just opened his first pay check- and he discovered, that the amount of money enclosed, was a lot more than he was expecting!

-> so he say's (while nodding his head in approval)~ 'Now that's what i'm talking about' !

by Stump cap November 24, 2013