The Bae Test

This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed
Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...
by Random__123 January 28, 2015
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test shooter

When someone decides to shoot up the school to get out of taking final exams.
I'm not going to pass these exams wheres a test shooter when we need one.
by Lil Grail April 20, 2018
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Whiskey test

When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD
Gave that bitch a whiskey test before I hit it!
by CHIEF_Rico June 02, 2019
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Driving test

Wanting to have sexual congress with an attractive female
" Fuck me! I wouldn't half mind taking Tasha for a driving test
by old queen June 02, 2019
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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Empyrian Test

Verb:To test the limits of a game both mechanically and visually through creative and absurd combinations of game elements.
A: We need to run more through testing to ensure the game wil not crash on launch.
B: Have you done the Empyrian test?
by Ghrelin February 24, 2024
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passing a test

The act of or concerning the need to pass a urine examination to see if it has illicit chemicals from previous engagements.
"I'm going to be passing a test soon to get this new job, hopefully."
"I'll piss in dat cup for chu son!"
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