Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.

I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.

by Friends Show July 15, 2025

Test

Since Quiz is short for quizical, test is short for testicle.

Guy 1: "Hey man, she kicked me in my tests."
Guy 2: "Oh the math test?? Yeah it was pretty difficult."
Guy 1: "You don't understand. My test*icles*."
Guy 2: "Must've hurt. Fuck you Jim."

by rawrxdddddd October 19, 2019

test

the student did the accustomed test

accustomed test
the customer did the test

by drycrazy December 10, 2023

National fail a test day

April 22th is national fail a test or quiz day. Do it I dare you.

National fail a test day - fails test

by A1293836 April 9, 2022

eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

Test

An online assignment or paper with questions to see if your legally retarded or a soon to be motherfucking hardvard student

I gotta take a test I know Im gonna fail though cause Im legally retarded

by Dxddy_km February 25, 2018

test

test test? test

test?
yea test.

by admimod February 24, 2022