The Bae Test

This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.

If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.

If not... They failed

Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...

by Random__123 January 28, 2015

test shooter

When someone decides to shoot up the school to get out of taking final exams.

I'm not going to pass these exams wheres a test shooter when we need one.

by Lil Grail April 20, 2018

Whiskey test

When you dip your fingers in whiskey and shove them inside a woman to see if it burns her, tells if she has an STD

Gave that bitch a whiskey test before I hit it!

by CHIEF_Rico June 02, 2019

Test Pickle

When a virgin girl (or non virgin, bi, or lesbian) wants to know what a dick feels like so she proceeds to use a cucumber and after it is used it has white fuzz on it. Thus the test pickle.

I was at Jessica's house and found a test pickle under her bed! She must be desperate.

by Steffan Fischer March 18, 2015

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.

Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.

by DaExplosion August 28, 2023

Isolation Test

When you've spent heaps of days in iso and are itching to get out to see your mates in RL

Oh man, this isolation test is killing me. I reckon I'm about three days from breaking curfew and heading to Liam's for some chalkies.

by isobeard May 07, 2020