Tony Hawker

That fatass line was a real Tony Hawker
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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Tony Peña

When a female with bad knees is on top and puts one leg out straight to alleviate pain in her knee(s) similar to Tony Peña’s catching stance.
My girl was riding me when her knee went numb so she switched positions to a Tony Peña.
by Doritos Locos August 08, 2021
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Tony Dominguez

Tony Dominguez is the sweetest person you will ever meet.He will get you through the hard times and just know that he is a keeper
I love Tony Dominguez
by Chloe Jaide December 19, 2020
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Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?
by Broke Aristocrat January 04, 2025
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Tony "mel" Schworer

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
Tony "mel" Schworer, I think she smells like you.
by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024
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Tony Door

When someones background noise is being overwhelmingly loud. (On the phone, skype, etc.)
Guy 1: So I was looking at this th-
Guy 2's microphone: -random yelling in the background-
Guy1: TONY DOOR.
by SenuLawliet November 24, 2013
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Pepperoni tony

An ethnically ambiguous male with a bristled mustache whose favorite pass time is throat goatin’ big Italian sausage while listening to Nickelbacks debut album.
Pepperoni Tony: “Hey big boy, I heard that big ass Italian sausage has a mean mushroom stamp?”

Big Boy in question: “mhm…yup”

*gagging noises*
by Chonavibes May 26, 2022
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