kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

Ass Potato

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)

I gotta take a major ass potato

by patricia morarez October 13, 2020

potato bonus

Refers to the tasty spud-chunks that are included in canned mixed vegetables, as opposed to frozen bags of them that only contain the "standard five" garden-delights (peas, green beans, carrots, corn, and green lima beans).

Canned mixed vegetables are indeed blessed with a potato bonus, are pre-cooked and ready-to-eat, and do not require refrigeration till opened, but there are drawbacks to them when compared to just the frozen kind: they may cost more per ounce (i.e., over a buck for a 15-ounce can as opposed to maybe two bucks for a two-pound cello-bag; there is considerably less than the stated weight of solid veggies in the can, also, since a lot of the product's volume is made up of the broth that they're cooked in), they are often excessively salty, and they aren't usually so robust-flavored as the freshly-cooked fare you'd get from stewing up a frozen bag of them yourself, either.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.

J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo

by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013

saggy potato

A saggy potato is Jodie.

Jodie your such a saggy potato

by Jodiesucksdicklol August 21, 2018

potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021