Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

No Key

A mixture between no cap and low key. It was popularized by SypherPK's sexy editor, Jack.

Some guy: "This new fortnite season goes hard. No key!"

by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021

Key

When a person makes a blunder/mistake. Originates from the actions of a certain lovable bear like maid vtuber.

Oopsies, I did a key.

by NaotoSimpTheThird March 14, 2022

kei

sweaty and has a chewing kink but u gotta love her

kei? oh yeah she’s that funny bitch

by littlefuck November 11, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time

Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass

by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017

slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time

Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now

by Snaplatts August 11, 2020