straight pirate

an oxymoron

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

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Straight people

One of the reasons humanity isn't extinct. Seriously why do I see so many definitions hating on straights?

Straight people are one of the reasons humanity isn't extinct.

by the random. March 1, 2023

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Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.

Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.

by wafflezer July 19, 2016

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straight rye

whisky without ice or water

I'll have a straight rye.

by magicianfromriga August 18, 2007

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Straight Queen

A 'Straight Queen' is a guy that spends too much time on his looks. Always has perfect hair and eyebrows, works out often and watches what he eats. This person is an uber metrosexual. A guy that likes girls but is a little too polished.

We’re late because we had to wait for this 'Straight Queen' to fix his eyebrows.

by RhodeIslandJoe October 12, 2009

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Straight Edge

If you become Straight Edge you have agreed to a certain way of life. You don't do drugs, alcohol, smoke or have casual sex. You can also be vegan/vegetarian and not drink caffiene. Basically you are protecting your body.

There are people who are straight edge, know what it means and sticks with it. They are known as the true straight edge.

Others do it just to fit in and be cool. They tell everyone their straight edge and don't stick to the rules. Idiots.

Lots of straight edge people also draw X's on their hands.

Straight Edge is a life choice, that you won't be forced to make but probably should as it's better for you.

by JustALilFreak October 21, 2012

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