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spoon

A stupid or foolish person whom often makes silly mistakes
Mike: Yesterday I accidentally broke the fan with my soccer ball
Jim: You're a freaking spoon, you know?
by the ninth crusader January 13, 2019
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Nikolai after finding the Spoon: What do I do with this? Eat soup?
by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019
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A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony
Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!
by Lilspoon12 June 12, 2018
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Hole in my spoon

A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.

The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.

Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia
"Can you help me out mate, I got a fucking hole in my spoon" said the addict to his dealer.
by Bmxlife June 13, 2018
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Spoon

Someone who makes up rumours for fun. A stirrer. Or a sh*t stirrer.
Omg he’s such a spoon”
by Ashaks June 21, 2018
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spoon fam

Spoon Fam refers to young African American Negro males, whom, instead of carrying traditional drugs within their socks, carry spoons. Why do they carry spoons in their socks? A spoon fam uses these eating utensils for eating out pussy.
Yo me and the spoon fam are on the block.

With the spoon fam, we eating out today.
by AfterSchoolBasket June 23, 2018
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Spoons

British slang for J.D Wetherspoons. A ‘gastro-pub’ chain with almost 1000 locations up and down the United Kingdom,
Person 1: “Fancy a few?”
Person 2 “Aye go on then, wanna go to the Brunswick?”
Person 1: “Nah lets go Spoons, booze is much cheaper there”
by Idontworkinspoons June 28, 2018
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