Salted/Salty

when you are pissed off at someone...

BOI You be salted/salty like the fucking mcdonald fries

by Boiat101 January 14, 2019

Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

salty liver

When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.

Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

salty domingo

You gently ask a woman to drink a cup of your urine, and then proceed to sodomize her (with consent) with a roasted piece of corn on the cob. And then jizz in her eye.

Me: Hey there, you come here often?
Her: On occasion, hehe
Me: Yeah that's cool listen can I give you a salty domingo or what?

by saltydomingo December 3, 2015

Salty

Jack Martin

Dude dont be so salty

by Asiansrcool August 25, 2016

salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020