Salty Giraffe

Someone who casually sucks dick but gets offended when pointed out

Jacob was being such a salty Giraffe yesterday

by Jakesahoe December 5, 2017

salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it

I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!

by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018

salty void

The opposite of sweet spot.

I hate what I am doing and nobody helps me. I am stuck in a salty void.

by LazerJesus January 13, 2022

Salty Dog

Salty Dog: someone with a insane foot fetish, that wants to lick toes, feet and legs. They suck and lick the salt off of them. Obsession with toes and goes manic and mad with lust for toes and feet.

Good lord, get this salty dog a salt lick, leave my toes alone!

by Voodoo_Scriber February 2, 2023

The Salty Volcano

When you cum after 6 months

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys July 15, 2017

sour salty creme cookies

A word to describe a bad smelling room, this is used in place of a no no word that rhythms with Gas, ex. the room smells like *Gas* this word is used by Lucas, Katherine, home depot, and any other spiritual beings

"this room smells like sour salty creme cookies" says lucas. MR (im not goin g to write his last name so we will call him Mr creme cookies) said " lucas did you get any work done while I was away." lucas says " you really think I did work?" (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ and scene ♥

by Mr. HomeDepotTheThird November 18, 2019

Salty spittoon

When he comes in your mouth, you make it come out of your eyeball and shoot it back in his mouth.

Omg Cameron gave Tarynn a salty spittoon and it was so cool!

by Bitchinkristoff May 12, 2018