Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

Patch of turbulence

Tinder dating dating app

I was swiping right one after another on tinder and then came across a patch of turbulence when the next 8 were ugly as hell itself.

by DaRealDuby October 30, 2018

patchblue

Patchblue: The most legendary man from the Netherlands. In 2018 he was involved in a scheme to overthrow the dutch royal family in order to appoint a new king. He is notably gay and a part of the flat-earth community. And patchblue is my buddy and Patchblue know a lot about pokémon and likes to go on Urban Dictionary and search on (and perform) dutch windmills. He is also very skilled at his favorite game: wallpaper engine and likes to pull the dutch oven to the person he is sleeping with.

1. I spent 13 hours on wallpaper engine

2. You are a patchblue you know that right?
1. thank you and yes i know

by Patchblue December 7, 2018

Petch

Princes Peach... but better

I'M PRINCESS PETCH! WYEAH!

by ahahah13 December 29, 2018

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

Patch

A kid, technically between 7 and 12

That patch over there is so obnoxious.

by Annon1o1 June 2, 2019

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019