post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook
Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”
by My name was token so idk January 01, 2021
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three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.
The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.
by EZyaytez March 30, 2008
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it's your hook

it's your hook for the drinks mate
by chick from the country October 31, 2020
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Hook Around Jib

The act of reaching around someone's body from behind them, and then preforming an Eagle Jib.
Guy 1- Shhhhh....
Guy 2- *Nods head*
Guy 3- Holy shit!!!!!
Teacher- ____ go outside!
Later....
Guy 2- Nice hook around jib!
Guy 1- Yeah, I know right!
by |2and0mNPC June 20, 2011
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australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
by Yojojodo September 09, 2018
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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hook n curl

It’s the art of using ones middle finger to massage, stroke or prod the G-spot of a potential female victim. The hook is employed when the above mentioned G-spot has been located. At that point is when sexual euphoria takes over the female to the point all inhibition has been lost or cast away. If the hook n curl or HNC as its commonly called is masterfully delivered a female cannot resist. Most say that it is a life changing sexual event.
Hook n Curl is like Colt 45, it works every time!!
by duckninja6 May 02, 2011
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