October 20th

"National Sob into a Pint of Ben & Jerry's Day"

Always the day after October 19th, "National Confess your Love Day"

I got rejected on October 19th. Time to celebrate October 20th by grabbing some ice cream and having a pity party!

by Argh Nargh October 20, 2019

October 22

National lend someone your hoodie day. Since give a girl your hoodie day is already a thing, this one's gender neutral.

"Its october 22nd!"
"What exactly does that mean?"
"National lend someone your hoodie day!"
"Oh.."
"Please?"

by SKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS October 20, 2019

October 22

The day you have to confess to your crush that you like her.

Guy: Hey, I like you
Crush: ewwwww you disgusting shit bag

Crush: get away you dirty worm
Guy: but it's October 22nd
Crush: IDFC

by TheDoggoDude October 22, 2019

October 25

National kiss day free pass to kiss anyone you want to

October 25 Kiss someone

by sporkzhalls October 22, 2019

October 25

October 25 is national make out with your gf/bf day

“Dude it’s October 25 you know what that means.”

by Big penis daddy October 23, 2019

October 31st

THIS IS HALLOWEEN ,THIS IS HALLOWEEN. HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN.

Dave:hey its October 31st
Bob: so?
Dave:THIS IS HALLOWEEN

by FC_Kyro October 23, 2019

October 25

October 25th is "National Sausage Slap Day", where you can slap sausages with your friends, peers, and kids.

Osama: Hey, Kyle! *Slaps his sausage against Kyle's*

Kyle: wtf bro that's gay bro what u doing bro wtf bro, bro.

"its ok, its october 25" "ohh, i see man, my bad. lets continue"

by SausageSlapper October 24, 2019