Dead Stranger

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.

He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.

by Silly Chilly Willy May 27, 2020

dead bread

Being serious

Another word for deadass

I’m being Fucking dead bread dude

by Niggazinpariz October 25, 2017

dead stick

Getting an object or title that would usually fail most of the time

Why do I have to get that one? Stop leaving me with the Dead Stick

by The Aquatic Falcon April 15, 2022

Be caught dead

To really not like something and don’t wanna be seen in it.

“wow bro you really gonna wear those shoes? I would Be caught dead in them”

by bluepanther539 April 05, 2023

Dead-liking

When a deceased person continues to participate in Facebook culture via a surrogate.

My MIL keeps dead-liking my posts 2 months after her funeral and it's freaking me out.

by Sstud March 24, 2017

playing dead

When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.

I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...

by Shark171 April 14, 2019

Moaning Dead

When you eat so much that you are in a PAINFUL food coma, where your only form of communication is in the form of moans and groans.

After he had eaten 5 cheeseburgers and a steak , it was evident that he had joined the ranks of the Moaning Dead.

by LeeOwnE October 01, 2016